The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
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The Name-Meaning Thingy

Oh, why not. LJ is so dead right now that people aren't even reading my Hedgehog picspam. How can you resist? So cute!

Okay, here we go. Prepare to mock:

What Karen Means

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.


The first part is definitely true, right down to the being mistaken for aloof. The You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. -- bwah-ha-ha! Confident sometimes (depends on what), authoritative when I'm confident, but more assertive than aggressive.

Now onto You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. Who in the what now? WILD? That not only isn't me, that isn't any other Karen I know. :0

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
INTENSE? Criminy-- I flee from people who are too intense. I know from intensity! It wears me down!

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
Well, yeah. Sometimes I given the benefit of the doubt way too long, and sometimes I kneejerk in the other way. Which does or doesn't support this list.

You know what's funny? The parts that really match are all the ones that align with Libra, which is my birth sign. And normally I don't given much credence to astrology as a concept, except that I really am a Libra through and through. However, so is my daughter-- born under the sign of Leo. ;)


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