June 8th, 2006

Sam & Dean Gen

Limericks Are For Laughing

Title: Buckets O' Blarney
Author: HalfshellVenus
Category: Sam, Dean, the dead spn_hate community
Rating: PG-13
Summary: So, I wrote a bunch of these up to aid impertinence in her task to lighten up the ugly at spn_hate. Now, I inflict them on you, and invite you to join in. Yes-- add your badness in the comments! Some of these are not quite as bad as they could be (eep. At least one is serious), but I tried to go for the painful rhyme and dumb-ass theme where I could.

Enjoy. Or, whatever. If you cringe or smile, well then-- my work here is done. :D


Now ghosts are quite messy sometimes;
they leave broken windows and slime.
The Winchesters don’t clean—
they eradicate those beings—
and leave home improvement behind.

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Biking, Bunnies and Beez....

Another trip to the bike path today, featuring an even tinier little bunny. It was about 6 inches long, and its little tail flashed at me as it ba-looped into the bushes.

And for the second time this spring... stung again! Right over the eyebrow, so painful it made my eyes water. Stop suiciding on me, you evil little pollen-packing PIPSQUEAKS! I will mess your sh** up, I will burn your hive to the ground!

Gah. If only my threats weren't so empty.

Oh, and... I may have begun a ficlet out there.

Bike path climate: fuzzy (cottonwood trees)
Temperature: upper 70s
Wind: none :D:D:D