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25 October 2007 @ 04:03 pm
And Fics To Write Before I Sleep  
First, I'm wearing dangly-jangly pumpkin earrings today-- because I can! \o/

Second... urgh. DeathFic due for pbficsurvivor (a tricky one, no less), but I've started it and I'm also about 1/2 way through my spn_halloween p0rn story. This is good, because I rarely get any writing done on Thursday nights. :(

And... a coworker sent out this email today: Rebooting server at noon today. Sorry for the incontinence.

o_O Oh.My.GOD!

He tried to blame that on a spellchecker problem later, but dude... only your stupidity (and lack of attention to vocabulary) can be blamed for that!


 
 
 
eponin10 on October 25th, 2007 11:12 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Oh my. At least you were entertained at work, then... right? *g*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 25th, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes-- group email For The Win! \o/

I don't see him living that down for a looonnnng time. ;)
eponin10 on October 26th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
*snickers* Hee. Sounds like you got as much amusement out of that as I got out of my SPAM email today.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 26th, 2007 06:13 am (UTC)
Oh god, the spam-- mine has really increased lately, apparently because I'm in dire need of a better penis or a knock-off watch. :0

No Nigerian relatives today, though. ;) How about you? :D
eponin10 on October 26th, 2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
Ah, yes. No Nigerian spam today, either, but apparently I not only need a better/bigger penis, but I need to use MegaDIK. Yes, that's the spelling on the email. *snickers*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 26th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, geez-- Megadik has taken over my spambox in the last few weeks!

That at emails with subjects like ytgxfrll, which of COURSE I'm going to open because they look so meaningful and real. :0
eponin10 on October 26th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
*laugh* Yeah.
janissa11: johnlaughjanissa11 on October 25th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Mr. Malaprop. *giggle* That's hilarious!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 25th, 2007 11:32 pm (UTC)
It was a Dilbert-worthy moment, that's for sure. :0
Deadbeat Nymph: dean lip curldeadbeat_nymph on October 25th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
And... a coworker sent out this email today: Rebooting server at noon today. Sorry for the incontinence.

*spits* Oh my, that's too good. I mean bad. I mean - Oh, you know what I mean.

What always killed me when I worked in a horror office was how often my superiors would send out emails with horrid mistakes. There was one in particular who drove me nuts because, not only was she quite bitchy, but she spelled it i'am (as in, I'm), and I couldn't get over that I had to answer to her.

I'm happy to hear that you're writing Halloween pr0n. I'm starting to get back into ficness - thank god! - so I'm really looking forward to it. :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 25th, 2007 11:36 pm (UTC)
I mean - Oh, you know what I mean.
My first thought was, "Dude-- clean up your own puddle. We don't pay the janitors enough for that." :0

but she spelled it i'am (as in, I'm), and I couldn't get over that I had to answer to her.
Oh god-- having to be subservient to utterly stoopid people just makes me nuts, it really does.

I'm happy to hear that you're writing Halloween pr0n.
Me too! The stuff for pbficsurvivor has been so demanding that I haven't written much else lately (though a drabble today and some super-sekrit drabbles for Hell Quarterly). Now, if pamalax stops challenging me for two seconds I also have a PB Halloween story to write. I'm thinking kidFic, or pretty darn close. ;) But I tell you-- Michael/Sara followed by DeathFic. Argh! Kind of taps a slasher out. :0
The Good, The Bad and The Lanathelana on October 25th, 2007 11:40 pm (UTC)
You should totally go against the PB gain and have a character die of old age or some other hospital related death (cancer! stroke! AIDS!).
The Good, The Bad and The Lanathelana on October 25th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
Sigh, of course I meant grain, not gain. I swear, I'm getting alzheimer-ish and I haven't even hit 30 yet.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on October 25th, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
:D Not if I want to keep my head off the chopping block. It must be tragic! And believable! And move the others/jury not to kick my butt to the curb.

That bouncing elephant will never stop cracking me up. ;)
The Good, The Bad and The Lana: crazy kajol k3gthelana on October 26th, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
No way! Dying of old age is totally tragic and believable! ;p All characters be sad and regretful about how they never made peace back when the person was still alive. See => tragic :D

Sorry, just teasing you. I'm sure you already have something great cooked up :)
IDK, my BFF Jared Leto?: fuckin' dragongekizetsu on October 25th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
LOL incontinence.

I had a coworker who kept ending her 'official' memos with 'thank you for your corporation'.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 25th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
'thank you for your corporation'.
"Because I still have a job even though I'm an idiot."

At least it wasn't "thank you for your corruption." Oh, those naughty moonlighting stints in the warehouse district! ;)
ErinRua: so baderinrua on October 26th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC)
Rebooting server at noon today. Sorry for the incontinence.

*is dead*

Oh, my dog ..... %-D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: heh-hehhalfshellvenus on October 26th, 2007 06:19 am (UTC)
I've heard some bad ones in my time, but they're not usually quite so personal NOR broadcast to a worldwide workgroup... :0