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Supernatural Gen Drabble: Beyond Help

Title: Beyond Help
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Slashy humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Drabble on "Bull In A China Shop" for 100_ghosts.
Disclaimer: Neither Supernatural nor its characters belong to me.

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"What're we doing here again?" Dean mutters.

"Looking for a ziriguth that preys on couples. We're undercover."

"In a group therapy session? Why not a dance club or bar?"

"You don't dance," Sam answers. "And the couples were having problems— it all leads here."

"Mr. Frehley, your turn."

"Hi, I'm Dean and I'm a gay dude."

"Dean!"

"What? You said…"

"This isn't AA, Mr. Frehley—it's Controllers and Codependents."

"Sammy—"

"Dean means that we struggle with respecting opposing viewpoints."

"Because you're a passive-aggressive killjoy."

"Dean!"

"Gentlemen, we offer private sessions..."

"Whatever, Sigmund."

"Dean."

"C'mon, honey, we're leaving."

"Knock it off…"


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Tags: drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen
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