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06 June 2007 @ 08:30 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: Stop Any Time Now, Please  
Title: Stop Any Time Now, Please
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Drabble on "gluttony" for 100_ghosts.
Disclaimer: Neither Supernatural nor its characters belong to me.

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Sure it's free, but that's not the point. It never is.

It's free because no-one's looking, for one thing, but if they were they'd be dumbstruck by the out-of-control excess. Just how much can one man cram into his mouth anyway?

Apparently, more than you'd think…

Sam's caught between being lookout and searching for the clues they came here to find in the first place.

Mostly, he's just mortified and distracted by the freak show. "Why do you get like this?" he asks.

Crumbs cascade from Dean's lips in suicidal disarray as he answers with complete innocence, "Get like what?"


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grand_sophygrand_sophy on June 6th, 2007 07:08 am (UTC)
Heh. I'm sure Jensen would agree with Sam. However, a lifetime of Spaghettios, Lucky Charms, and minimart burgers has undoubtedly left Dean yearning as much spiritually as physically for better quality food.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)
has undoubtedly left Dean yearning as much spiritually as physically for better quality food.
Yes-- keep gobbling and maybe you'll feel fulfilled. :0

I feel a quote coming on, and you probably know why: "They're just doughnuts. They're not love."

Oh, Dean...
Entendre? Make mine a double.: SN Sam bitchface lipsdeirdre_c on June 6th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
Hee! I love being able to say Oh, Dean and it not be about The Angst! :D:D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
Exactly! It's about time, isn't it?

Funny how his pithy words to Tiny come back to bite him on the ass, at least in comments. ;)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, god-- it's not only the frequency of the eating, it's the gobbling, the mouth-cramming, the sheer gluttony that's just really gross.

Please, those lips were not made to gross people out! Not at all...
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?unhobbityhobbit on June 6th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
I'm feeling Sam's pain here. Not even Dean can make me like people who talk with their mouth full. But hey, what does Dean care? He's got food.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Not even Dean can make me like people who talk with their mouth full.
Up until that scene in "Tall Tales," I had no idea Dean could be so... unattractive. Yerk.

But Dean doesn't have to watch himself eat, of course, so the problem is only that Sam's all hung-up and weird over nothing! :0
rockingdebaterrockingdebater on June 6th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
:) Is he hungry much? Good one here. Maybe Sam should just take them from Dean, of course he might get killed. Good drabble here. I liked it. God Bless!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:13 pm (UTC)
Maybe Sam should just take them from Dean, of course he might get killed.

:D It's like getting between a pregnant woman and food. Just don't.

I did wonder, in "Tall Tales," what the heck Dean was jamming in there that made him look like a gorilla. Malted Milk Balls? Something bigger? Yipes!
Butterfly: Got teh dummgbutterfly on June 6th, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
Hee! Dean and food forevah! This was cute and funny and I can just see it happening.

Oh, Dean. You and your manners. Or lack thereof.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, Dean. You and your manners. Or lack thereof.
:D You're not kidding! It's horrifying!

Although since Dean doesn't eat in front of a mirror, I imagine that he has no idea how truly bad it is. :0

NOT that it would in any way stop him. Or slow him down...
not a morning person...tattoo_kink on June 6th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
*lol*
What would Dean say?

"Awesome!" *gg*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
:D You know what he'd say! Something like,

"Whuhss wor pblem, Sham?"
Lady Macbeth: Fucking Kidding Melady_macbeth_13 on June 6th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha... Oh God, I can picture it all.

Dean and his food... which I find ironic because all the behind-the-scene photos of Supernatural clearly display Jared as being the one constantly cramming food into his face.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
:D I don't know why they went off on that awful Dean vs. food tangent in Season 2-- it's funny, but Yuck.

Oh, what Jared eats both horrifies and frustrates me. He can eat my whole daily caloric intake in a single meal, easily. And NOT be struggling to lose weight. *fires slingshot missile at his metabolism*
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)tsuki_no_bara on June 6th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
you'd think no one ever fed him.... i love that he's all "what?" and completely unselfconscious about his messy gluttony. no wonder sam's embarrassed, tho.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
you'd think no one ever fed him.

Seriously! Or that dogs will steal his food if he's not fast enough! Because really, it's only Jared he has to fear-- not Sam.

i love that he's all "what?" and completely unselfconscious about his messy gluttony.

He seems so mystifyingly unaware... :0
adibiase on June 6th, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
"Why do you get like this?"

oh, i can just imagine sam snapping that! :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! I know I wonder why Dean does that, and I don't have to live with it! Or stare at it across the table.
the infamous Midwestern subterrainean Explodebear.: oral fixation [SPN]hkath on June 6th, 2007 04:40 pm (UTC)
HEEEE. Love it! :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you! Honestly, so many of those Season 2 scenes are going to be stuck in my head in a totally-unappetizing way. Gorilla!Dean! Sandwich-ramming! Encrusted wormy-like things... :0
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 6th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
I wonder if John starved him when he was growing up and he's making up for lost food...

Or like my Dad, who never wanted to stop the car: We've got snacks, we don't need to stop. "But potato chips aren't food! Sure they are. And you're kind of chubby anyway-- you shouldn't eat so much.

LMAO He's such a piggie!
It's scary-- and unsexy! Dean, don't let the babes see you eat, ever. Oy...
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 7th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)
And Sam taking the last of the lucky charms.
There we go! It's knowing that he might have to lay down his last meal for his brother that keeps him stocking up at every random opportunity, Just In Case. :0

I now feel the need to have my OFC watch him eat and be mildly repulsed.

Only mildly? ;)
bluesister on June 7th, 2007 02:13 am (UTC)
Mostly, he's just mortified and distracted by the freak show.
I'm usually irritated by prissy!Sam but I have to agree with him here. But there probably is a heartbreaking take of Dean's scarcity issues coming up. ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on June 7th, 2007 03:08 am (UTC)
but I have to agree with him here.
There's a certain horrifying lack of self-awareness on Dean's part. I'm harking back to the "Hi, we're priests. We're sorry for your loss. Oooh, weenies!"

But there probably is a heartbreaking take of Dean's scarcity issues coming up. ;)

That sounds cracktastic, somehow. :D

Say, aren't you drabbling anymore? Haven't seen anything from you in ages.
bluesister on June 7th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
Maybe some day. I'm commuting with a 6-year-old these days so my usual drabble time is filled with Eyewitness books on gorillas and flying machines. Thanks tho'.