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02 June 2007 @ 11:29 am
Supernatural Slash Fiction: Not That You'd Notice  
Title: Not That You'd Notice
Author: HalfshellVenus
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Slash, Humor)
Rating: R-ish
Summary: (established relationship) Sam's tries to get Dean's attention, but it's not working out the way he planned.
Disclaimer: Neither Supernatural nor its characters are mine, I'm sorry to say.
Author's Notes: Happy late birthday to aeroport_art! This one seems like a good match for you, and I hope you like it!
This combines the fake-prompt of "None" for 60_minute_fics and from my spn_25 table, "Tease."

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The way just anything sexual catches Dean's eye, you'd think he'd have noticed this by now.

'This' is Sam— shirtless Sam to be exact. He's lying on the bed in an overheated motel room, jeans-on/shirt-off like he's the come-on in a cologne ad.

Dean's over at the table sharpening knives, like that can't wait until tomorrow. Sam pushes up slowly against the pillows, all muscled-smooth ready and casual as can be. He leans and shifts, biceps flexing in a drawn-out stretch.

Dean tilts the knife toward the light, whistling under his breath.

Eyes narrowing, Sam strokes idly up his own chest, rubbing a nipple with rough-tipped fingers.

"CSI's on," Dean comments, leaning sideways to turn on the TV.

Sam sits up roughly and strides off to the bathroom, where at least the shower's always ready to lend a guy a hand.

*

What's gotten into Dean? Sam wonders. His brother's acting weird.

Last night was a bust— Sam even went to bed first, hoping the hint would get Dean moving.

Instead, Dean stayed up watching Letterman while Sam fell asleep. In the morning Sam woke up to Dean's feet on the next pillow instead of Dean.

That might just prove to be a punishable offense.

Sam gets up to take a shower— a real one this time, prompted by the sticky air— and Dean just lies there sleeping like the dead. It's enough to seriously piss a guy off.

Out of the shower, Sam combs through his hair and brushes his teeth. He fixes the towel around his waist, as low as he can, and steps out to try again.

Dean's awake, dressed and ready to go somewhere already. Sam lifts his chest for show and pitches his voice down into low, husky promise: "What's the rush?"

Dean freezes for a moment, eyes caught on Sam, and Sam knows he's noticed. About damn time he thinks, smiling slowly— hip threatening to lose the towel.

"Gonna get coffee," Dean says suddenly, and he's out the door while Sam just stands there looking after him.

You fucker, Sam thinks, but that's the whole problem— Dean isn't, and they're not.

Dean is going to pay…

*

Here's what it all comes down to later in the day, when Sam's feeling fed-up and thoroughly jerked around. They're at a diner and Sam's ordered a milkshake, and now he's eating it with his finger pressed over the top of the straw so he can trap the milkshake inside there with the vacuum.

He swirls his tongue around the bottom of the straw, then pulls it in and sucks the liquid up through broadly pressed-out lips. He hollows his cheeks and looks at Dean from under his fringe of bangs, reveling in this sensual attention to the straw.

He can hear Dean's breath coming quicker.

"Gonna eat your fries?" Dean asks, and fuck if that isn't just the wrong, totally wrong—

"I hope you choke on them," Sam mutters.

He's halfway to the motel before he even realizes he left Dean waiting for the check. Hah— serves Dean right.

*

Unlike his brother— who's giving Sam blue balls and a headache— lotion never lets you down. Thank god they've got a stash.

Sam's naked on the bed now, working himself over while thinking vengeful fantasies about Dean. He strokes and lifts, fists and groans and twists, and then the sound of the door swinging open brings everything to a halt.

Dean stands there in the doorway, brought up short just staring at Sam. His mouth is open, eyes riveted on Sam's hand as it starts moving again.

"Shut the door," Sam growls at him pointedly.

Dean closes it without looking.

In a heartbeat, he's over by the bed, pulling off his boots and pants. He reaches for the lotion, slicking himself up and parting Sam's legs to move between them.

"And what makes you think I'm going to let you?" Sam asks.

"The way you've been flaunting it? I'm pretty sure you want this."

"Well I used to, before you changed my mind by being such a dick. I've got it covered on my own now, though."

"Sammy," Dean pleads, running his hands over Sam's stomach and sweeping over his cock.

"Dean," Sam says flatly. Payback's a bitch, and you bought the ticket.

Dean smiles suddenly, hands stroking up Sam's thighs. "I was just teasing," Dean says lightly. "I wanted to make you ache for it long enough for the build-up. Intensity sex is great."

"Any sex is great," Sam argues, "and you owe me two days' worth already."

"I'm gonna fuck you so good you'll barely be able to take it," Dean counters. "But I'll keep going until you've had enough to make up the difference."

"You're on," Sam says, pulling Dean close.

It turns out that everything Dean says is true— a total of three times before the afternoon's done.

Afterwards, Sam lies there with Dean's face against his neck. He is so turning that around on Dean about five weeks from now…


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zortified on June 2nd, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha! Love Sam's irritation, making Dean pay for not having sex right away. Heee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on June 2nd, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, I can't blame him. Every single one of those techniques he was teasing Dean with should have worked-- and then damn! Dean was teasing him back.

So not funny, being in Sam's place while Dean toys with him. ;)
layne: sam shinelayne67 on June 2nd, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
LOL that's wonderful.

He swirls his tongue around the bottom of the straw, then pulls it in and sucks the liquid up through broadly pressed-out lips. He hollows his cheeks and looks at Dean from under his fringe of bangs, reveling in this sensual attention to the straw.

And that's a hot, sexy image for me to take to bed after this!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 2nd, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you!

You'd think Dean would totally cave after what Sam does with that straw, but he can be stubborn. :)
I'm the girl that you just won't admit you adore.: no wordstabularassa on June 2nd, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
"...parting Sam's legs to move between them." That is just so hot. The thought of Sam's long fucking legs being opened up like that always works:) As always, you are fantastic. <3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)
The thought of Sam's long fucking legs being opened up like that always works:)

:D Works for me too! It's one of those things that makes me regret the boys never wearing shorts. Or that Sam doesn't randomly parade around in his boxers onscreen. Because damn-- those legs would be worth a look.

So glad you liked this one! Thank you. :D
(no subject) - tabularassa on June 4th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Princess Robot Bubblegum!astrothsknot on June 2nd, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
hee. The boys are spot on with the characterisation
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC)
:D Thank you! They're not so schmoopy here, but I love the flavor of "cantankerous" too, and the hot sex is good any way it comes. :)
janissa11: brothers3janissa11 on June 2nd, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
HEEEEEEEEEE! AW, poor little blue-balled!Sammy. And clever Dean. *beaming*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 06:53 am (UTC)
:D It's funny, I first thought about this with the intent of Sam doing the teasing (i.e., delicious seduction), but once that other prompt of "none" came along, the real tease was Dean.

Who totally deserves a smack on the butt, unless Sam's forgiven him by now (via majorly satisfying sex). ;)
angels3angels3 on June 2nd, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
Let me just say
Dean got lucky cause the mood Sam was in I expected him to make Dean watch and then get up and have a shower leaving Dean to deal with himself. I loved it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:27 am (UTC)
Re: Let me just say
:D I would not have blamed Sam one bit if he'd decided to hold out entirely to make his point.

Much less fun for the reader, though. So I showed some mercy. ;)
I can read Sam's mindwendy on June 2nd, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
Dean! Don't tease your brother! And by "don't," clearly I mean DO. Lots. Yum.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:50 am (UTC)
:D And to think it all began with Sam teasing Dean, only to have Dean thwart him again and again.

How Dean kept resisting that, I'll never know. ;)
(Anonymous) on June 2nd, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
Boy Sam really gave it all he had.
But, ugh, now I just realized why guys always have so much lotion at their house. Ewwwwwa.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:52 am (UTC)
Agreed-- I think Sam stepped his game to a whole new level! Which Dean ignored to an inhuman degree until the end there.

Ack, the lotion thought-- now I don't want to think about that either! *chants to self* "Chapped hands, chapped hands..."
mossylawn: that's kinda naughtymossylawn on June 2nd, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
Ah, I love how the Winchesters can make anything a competition.

Great piece and friggin' HOT.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:54 am (UTC)
Ah, I love how the Winchesters can make anything a competition.
They can definitely go to excess on this issue, can't they? :0

Glad it was hot as well-- I don't know how Dean held out as long as he did, the little rat. Sam in a towel should have laid him out flat. :D
(no subject) - mossylawn on June 4th, 2007 10:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on June 5th, 2007 07:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mossylawn on June 5th, 2007 08:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
cameragrl on June 2nd, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
Excellent job, funny and hot!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:55 am (UTC)
:D Thank you very much!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:57 am (UTC)
:D Thank you velvetine-- I'm glad you liked it!

Poor Sam, pulling out all the stops and Dean just walking past it like it's nothing. I totally think Sam should teach Dean what it's like to be on the other end of that. :0
supernationsupernation on June 3rd, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
*Love*
*much love*
mama like!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on June 4th, 2007 07:57 am (UTC)
Hee! Thank you very much! :)
dc_longwing on June 3rd, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
Awesomesauce, honey! Frustrated!Seductive!Sam was funny as well as hot. And of course Dean was just jerking his .... um ...chain.
Loved this! And mad props for posting this right after posting that beautifully atmospheric "..Beckons" drabble. Both so different, yet both so well-done.
Thanks so much,
DC
P.S. I've been slowly (as in glacial) building my flist, so, with your permission, I've friended you, OK?
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on June 5th, 2007 07:27 am (UTC)
And of course Dean was just jerking his .... um ...chain.

:D You don't know how hard I had to resist the urge to use that exact phrase in this story. I decided it would be overkill, and that puns are usually Evil, so I didn't do it after all. I Spent more time on the milkshake extravaganza instead. :D

I'm glad you liked the other drabble too-- once in awhile, I like to fill out a challenge with something Supernatural that isn't actually focused on the main characters. For some people, that's a big "miss" because it doesn't speak to them. Always glad to find people who like the variety. :)

Nice to be friended-- always a pleasure, DC!
sardonicsmiley on June 3rd, 2007 03:05 am (UTC)
Dean! You tease! Hee. Gosh, it's good to see the boys happy. Mmmm. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on June 5th, 2007 07:31 am (UTC)
Glad this story put you in exactly the write place! Warm and fuzzy is a great aftereffect of Sam/Dean, in my book.

Love your icon, BTW. Aw, Dean-- just hold him.
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on June 5th, 2007 07:33 am (UTC)
Oh, yay! I did want the hotness to come out as well as the humor-- though poor Sam, working up his sexy into the stratosphere while Dean keeps busying himself with random chores instead.

Glad you liked this! I almost made this one for you, but it wasn't as schmoopy as I thought you'd have liked. :)