Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Links to the already-written ones below...
Prison Break/Bollywood Crossover
Jared/Jensen/Christian Kane (NC-17)
Michael/Mahone Slash (PG-13)
Sara/Nika femmeslash (PG-13)
T-Bag having Godzilla's baby (PG, Crack)