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04 February 2007 @ 11:57 am
Supernatural Gen Fiction: Cheap Thrills  
Title: Cheap Thrills
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a reason why they still make those Magic Fingers beds…
Author's Notes: I have no excuses for this one, but it's a post- "Houses of the Holy" snippet that was begging to be told.

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"So," Dean began, after the awkward discussion had dissipated. "Do you—"

"Stop asking me for quarters, Dean." Like there weren't more important issues to be dealt with right now. "I already told you, your obsession with that bed is unhealthy."

"Yeah, yeah. Says the man who hasn't tried one of these things in years. But it's incredible, Sammy, I promise. You should see for yourself—might help lighten your mood a little. Only twenty-five cents…"

Dean could be so damned persistent at times. "Fine. Here's your quarter. Live it up."

His brother flashed a grin at him and slammed the coin into the slot. "C'mon Sam, really—try it out." Dean scooted over to make room.

Maybe I should just take Dean to an amusement park, let him get the whole thrill-ride thing out of his system. Sam dragged himself over to lie down next to Dean, nearly stumbling as the other bed moved under him in the process.

"On your back," Dean added.

Sam rolled over and settled in and… My God. His eyeballs rattled in his head. His cheekbones were singing. His arms were oozing into the bed… "O-o-o-o-o-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah," he vocalized experimentally.

"Dude!" Dean thwapped him. "You're harshing my mellow—shut up."

So he did. Sam relaxed and let the sensations take over him. Soon his ankles didn't belong to him anymore, and his spine was so wonderfully loose. His entire body had moved into a different dimension, he was sure of it. He felt detached from himself, completely and gloriously stupid. Mmmmmm. Awesome… Until—

"Nnnnhh." Was that him? "Why'd it stop?" he mumbled slowly.

"Time's up," Dean answered. His voice sounded like it was coming from far, far away.

"Mmrrrr… I think the top of my head floated off," Sam slurred. He opened his eyes to find that the ceiling was moving. Twitch. Repeat. Twitch. Repeat. Twitch—He closed his eyes again.

"So?"

"Mmh. As soon as I can get off this bed, I'm getting more quarters."

"Now you're talking!"

Great. Sam so hated it when Dean was right.


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janissa11: johnlaughjanissa11 on February 4th, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
SEE, SAM? They're AWESOME! HAH! ::cackles wildly::
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! You were speedy!

This little ficlet HAD to happen, after those scenes in the episode. :D My Dad used to have this "back-vibrator" pad, where you'd stick it under your back and neck and become instantly stooopiddddddd. Who can resist that? :D
a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf: Sam - small smileembroiderama on February 4th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, yeah, awesome! Sammy could use a little loosening up.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
:D He totally could, especially right now. He turned down an aimless road trip to the Grand Canyon, for heaven's sake, and he's mocking the cheap entertainment of the Magic Finger bed.

One good session of rattle-headed stupidity would cure him, I'm sure of it. ;)
cariadean on February 4th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha ...

Wonderful .. I know they won't but I would so love for them to carry that joke over to another episode ...

Three cheers for Magic Fingers ...
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)
Wonderful .. I know they won't but I would so love for them to carry that joke over to another episode ...
Oh, me too. I'd love to just see Dean hiding out in the motel office and asking about whether they have any of those beds in the room. It'd be a whole new selection criterium for picking rooms. Forget cable-- this one has Magic Fingers!!!
Entendre? Make mine a double.: SN Sam kicks assdeirdre_c on February 4th, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
I can't believe you managed to make that Gen. You have willpower, m'dear! *G*

Awesome. Hee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
:D It only tried to go to the naughty place when Sam got on the bed, but I managed to ward it off. ;)

Now everyone can enjoy it. :D
Princess Robot Bubblegum!astrothsknot on February 4th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
Hee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
Hee indeed! Those beds ARE worth trying out. Made for traveling salesmen, I swear. That'll give them something to look forward to after a long, boring day trying to sell junk. :)
Are we back to hos over bros?lissa_bear on February 4th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
Heh. Is it wrong that my mind went to a kinky place as soon as Sam joined Dean on the bed?
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 4th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
Not wrong at all. BUT... I resisted the temptation. :D
(no subject) - lissa_bear on February 4th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
tabaqui: s&dgaspbyurdsamatabaqui on February 4th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
Sam rolled over and settled in and… My God. His eyeballs rattled in his head. His cheekbones were singing. His arms were oozing into the bed… "O-o-o-o-o-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah," he vocalized experimentally.

"Dude!" Dean thwapped him. "You're harshing my mellow-- shut up."


*snorffles indelicately*

Heeeeeeeeeeee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 03:22 am (UTC)
:D You totally know Sam would want to make those noises, just to see what they sounded like. And that Dean would find that toally annoying... unless he was the one doing it. ;)

:D
Destina: spn sam smiledestina on February 4th, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! All Sam needed was some convincing. :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
:D The Magic Fingers do all the rest by themselves. They'll stupify you in seconds. :)
Staceystaceey on February 4th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
*g* I loved it! xD Deans such a bad influence.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
You could say that, couldn't you? He's like a drug pusher-- he got Sam hooked on his "problem" in no time. :0
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)tsuki_no_bara on February 4th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
like drugs, but cheaper! and dean gets to gloat about being right. heee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
like drugs, but cheaper!
I'll say-- stupefaction for only 25 cents! Of course, it does wear off pretty fast. ;)

Dean is the kind of guy who would gloat about getting two more french fries in his Happy Meal, I swear. :D
Lillilisullivan on February 4th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
hehe this is so funny!
I so wanna try a moving bed right now ( with Sam on top please?)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
Hmmm-- Winchester vibro-bed sandwich. I think I could sell tickets on that ride. :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:12 am (UTC)
I dunno HOW you resist the power of those things! Plus, he really needs to loosen up!
Anything that vibrates your brain right out of your body is worth a try, especially when you're all angsty over something. Ten seconds and you're all, "Mmmmmmrrrrrr.... aw, who cares?"

Thanks for reading! *glee!*
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(no subject) - halfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 07:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
elle blackellipsisblack on February 4th, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)
Oh LOL, and Dean would be a smug ass about it for weeks, too.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
:D He totally would!

And then there would be the fighting about him getting Sam "hooked" on it. And the desperate trips to the bank for rolls of quarters.

"Dinner?" "No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...."
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?unhobbityhobbit on February 4th, 2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
Damn, now I want a go!

Oh God! It'll be the rat experiment all over again! They'll starve to death!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)
Hahahaha! I'm going to hook the readers on the idea.

And yes, I can totally see them venturing out of the motel only for more quarters while the credit card bill piles up and they forget to eat in the haze of Bra-a-a-a-ain Mu-u-u-ushhh. :D
sleeping with my peepers open: spn :: oldest knows bestjavajunkie13 on February 4th, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)
Hee! See Sam, you should listen to your older brother more often. ;D

It's kind of hard to believe it took so long for us to get a vibrating bed in canon isn't it? Let's hope they bring it back soon. :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 5th, 2007 05:17 am (UTC)
It's kind of hard to believe it took so long for us to get a vibrating bed in canon isn't it?
I was thrilled to see it, actually-- it's a staple of bad motels all across the country, and you'd think they'd have hit one before now!

Maybe this is a *cough* recurring problem for Dean, this particuarly "habit." :D