The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
halfshellvenus

I have porned, and now I can rest easy

My last spn_christmas fic is done! And it was the porny one. Yes-- NC-17 alll the way. And a little schmoopy, too. ;)

I was home sick today, and that was the only productive thing I got done other than going back to bed TWICE this morning, and being awaked the second time by the phone and the sound of voices in the yard (!) Apparently, the landscapers are going ahead with the massive removal of dead hedge shrubs and putting in new ones. Oy-- the expense on this is going to be awful. One word: fireblight. That cost us this entire escapade.

In other news today, I apparently also wrote Unicorn Porn. It was all deirdre_c's fault. And ignipes, I'm sure. And definitely gekizetsu, for posting up that poll in the first place. ;)

Other fandoms have major body tattoos and hobbits and elves. But only Supernatural has Yak!Porn and Unicorn!Porn. Check it out for yourselves. ;)
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