The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors

Almost the weekend....

Last weekend we saw "The Holiday," and my ridiculous attraction to Jude Law resurfaced. Loved his character in the movie, not so much Cameron Diaz' (playing the "Meg Ryan" role, which is pretty much my problem with it right there). Fun overall, and Jude... Jude... what is it about you?

I've spent much of the week formatting and posting up stories at pbfic_exchange2. There's a lot of good stuff over there, and if you haven't visited yet, please do!

I'm still trying to catch up on my f-list stuff (from a week ago), and I have several things to read by plutogirl10, maygra, destina and poisontaster, among others. Plus catching up on my comments-- which is NOT helped by the fact of LJ not notifying me much of the time, OR my work PC crashing my browsers (and many other apps) regularly. *kicks it* *fantasizes that replacement PC with actual memory to spare will be done soon*

Meanwhile, check out my sitcoms!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
radio and footstool (LIFETIME, 3:00): halfshellvenus (Patrick Stewart) and lady_iz (Jean Claude van Damme) find a lost puppy at a restaurant. On the other side of town, merctales (Margaret Cho) lets lissa_bear (Robert Duvall) borrow a unicycle to impress a masseuse. Also, pamalax (Randy Travis) likes cars, but jewels667 (Ursula Andress) thinks they're disgusting. That same day, clex_monkie89 (John Malkovich) borrows particlesofgale (Noah Wyle)'s car to drive to the beach. Afterwards, mooyoo (William Shatner) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with thelana (Billy Bob Thornton). TV-MA.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up halfshellvenus (LIFETIME, 3:00): halfshellvenus (Patrick Stewart) misinterprets an email from tightropegirl (Keanu Reeves) and tries to get into a fish market for free. Nearby, wenchpixie (Errol Flynn) overhears wendy (Kim Novak) talking about secular humanism. In the next town over, whosjeebus (Morgan Freeman) cleans kronette (Jessica Biel)'s apartment and ruins the television set. Afterwards, maygra (Will Rogers) convinces destina (Verne Troyer) to buy a shirt. Wacky results follow. At the same time, plutogirl10 (Clark Gable) sets dhvana (Patricia Richardson)'s pineapple on fire.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I did tweak the table code a little to force my PB friends and SPN friends onto their own "sitcom." Can't help the luck of some of the username translations. Apparently, I will ALWAYS be Patrick Stewart, much as anteka (whom I snagged this from) will always be Alan Rickman.

But some of you lucked out! Both kronette and sxeraven are Jessica Biel, tyrical is Denzel Washington, and aeroport_art is Gates McFadden (the Beverly Crusher actress). destina and jules1013 are both tied to Verne Troyer, though, and what is that all about?

Hope your weekend is great, everyone!

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