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17 May 2015 @ 11:26 pm
Supernatural Gen Fiction: "Professionalism on Hiatus"  
Title: Professionalism on Hiatus
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen)
Rating: PG
Summary: Not every stakeout is a winner.
Author's Notes: For mdlaw, who requested Supernatural and "cold."

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"I'm freezing," Sam said.

Dean just watched the clearing. "So get the blanket."

"Can't. I burned it, remember? That demon in Astoria slimed it." Sam shivered. "I hate November."

Dean sighed. "There's a space blanket in the car, try that."

Sam went and got it. "This thing's thinner than Kleenex." He wrapped the blanket tightly around them both. "Hey. That's better."

"Yeah. Though I feel like a Shake-and-Bake drumstick…"

"Great. I'm never eating that again."

Five minutes passed. "I'm hungry," Sam said. "Think this thing's coming?"

"Nah."

"Let's get burgers, then."

"Actually," Dean said, "Right now I'm totally craving KFC!"


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mdlawmdlaw on May 19th, 2015 01:40 am (UTC)
Totally made me chuckle....and they were working together. m. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 19th, 2015 06:17 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it! I don't know why this one took so long-- mainly working my main joke in there while getting the drabbleness to settle out, I think. I'm rusty!
cindy: spn - shoulder nudge (by carmendove)tsuki_no_bara on May 19th, 2015 01:42 am (UTC)
hee, shake n' bake. i would've expected dean to get hungry first, or at least to mention it first, so i kinda liked that this time it was sam going "can we be done so we can go eat?"
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Oh no you didn'thalfshellvenus on May 19th, 2015 06:19 am (UTC)
The legend of Shake and Bake lives on! It has that "Infomercial" zing to it that sticks with you whether you like it or not, too.

I felt like Sam was having kind of a miserable night, and though it got slightly less miserable... sometimes, you're just not in the mood for the grown-up stuff, especially if it isn't going well. :D
Port: cool brotherdesertport on May 19th, 2015 05:58 am (UTC)
Aww! Boys in a blanket make me happy.

"Great. I'm never eating that again."

Five minutes passed. "I'm hungry," Sam said.


Emphasis on boys. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 19th, 2015 06:21 am (UTC)
So true! "That's gross, seriously, I am so disgusted. I can't believe you even brought that up. Hey, speaking of bringing, I could really go for some takeout right now."

I need to watch the first two seasons of this show again. It's been so long!
Port: sam dean bwdesertport on May 19th, 2015 06:28 am (UTC)
Those were the best seasons of all! Though I need to catch up on S10, and it looks kind of interesting....